Comics?

Frequently on my jogs along the beach I tend to see the same guy in bright red- on the line of pink colored thong-ish not quite fully speedo swimwear. He lays in the same spot everyday with a hat in his wrinkly skin, his bike not far and always has a palm leaf sitting upright in front of him. He's quite the character.
Thursday night at 9:30 I had just left Border's and bought a large hardback book. I was walking along state to my car when a homeless man walked up to me screaming jibberish. And by jibberish I literally mean no clear language was streaming out of his mouth. I tried to pass him and he got in my way.. this went on a few times and I then had to go out onto the road and walk in the bike lane. I seriously thought about smacking him in the head with my book.
Yesterday while jogging I saw a woman in her late 40's I'm guessing with her man (husband?boyfriend?) on the shore, standing up; she had rolled his short legs up and was lathering suntan lotion on his upper thighs. Gross. Please do that at home.. or not at all for that matter.
Last night I stopped by CVS and saw a woman with army pajama pants on and a black thong over the pajama pants. Yes you read that correctly. She was also showing her mid-section.

Oh thank you Santa Barbara for making my life comic strip and I'm just the narrator.